You’ve taken all that time to grow a great beard – but what if it could be even better? You’ve already done the hard part. Now all you have to do is take care of it.
AleHorn is launching a beardcare line called Modern Barbarian Beard Company, and we’d love to hear what you think. We’re pretty excited. But of course, we’re men, so this is our excited face:
Once you start using our beard products, you’ll start to notice the benefits. Your skin and beard will be softer, but not too soft. This isn’t Mary Kay.
Your beard will obey your every whim. Not today, wiry beard – you are now a full, luxurious beard worthy of my face.
People who come into contact with your beard on a frequent basis will switch from constantly requesting that you “shave that thing or I’m leaving you” to “oooh, can we do that again?”
The Good Stuff – Your 70% off Coupon
We do our best to take care of our readers, so for the next month, we are giving you fine folks 70% off coupons to use on the new MB Beard products on Amazon. All you need to do is register below and your coupon code will be made available in real time (and also emailed to you for safe keeping). These are only redeemable on Amazon, so if you do not have an account there, please leave the coupon for someone who can use it. There are 200 total, 1st come 1st served. They expire on April 30, 2016.
Modern Barbarian Beard Products
Our initial collection consists of two natural horn beard accessories, a brush and a comb, as well as beard balm and beard oil. The four pieces work together to detangle your beard, moisturize your skin, and make your facial hair naturally soft without being greasy, while looking and smelling irresistibly manly.
Our beard balm can be used on beards of all lengths to add subtle styling control, while the beard oil can be used on all beards to soften and moisturize. Both products work to protect your beard from the elements.
Using natural animal hair and horn to brush and comb your beard is best, since the keratin in the animal matierial is the same stuff your beard is made of. Our comb and brush are designed to tame your wiley beard without stripping it of oil, tearing hairs, damaging the protective cuticle of each hair, or introducing harmful, drying static.
You’ll look great. Your bathroom counter will look great. All that for 70% off right now – that’s the best deal you’re ever going to get on this stuff.